captaincupcakedreams:

sunshien:

shows where the title is just someone’s first name like Sherlock and Hannibal make me laugh because like what if Sherlock and Hannibal weren’t the main characters

UP NEXT ON YOUR TV

THE SEASON 1 FINALE OF NBC’S ACCLAIMED HORROR SERIES

WILL

FOLLOWED BY A DOUBLE BILL OF THE AWARD WINNING BBC CRIME DRAMA

JOHN

This made me laugh way too hard

hereghostyghosty: fortheloveofhotassess: someday-my-song-will-find-you: deceitfultrickery: bravebelle: vkacademybank: My excuse for leaving any social gathering early. I am totally going to use this now. “Well, guys, this coffee date was fun, but if you’ll excuse me, I have to destroy Jotenheim.”  “This history class is absolutely fascinating, but if you’ll excuse me, I have to destroy Jotunheim.” “You all are absolutely wonderful fans, but if you’ll excuse me, I have to destroy Jotunheim.” “This interview has been absolutely insightful and interesting, but if you’ll excuse me, I have to destroy Jotunheim.”  “Destroying Jotunheim with you peasants has been very enjoyable but if you’ll excuse me, I have to destroy— oh.”

hereghostyghosty:

fortheloveofhotassess:

someday-my-song-will-find-you:

deceitfultrickery:

bravebelle:

vkacademybank:

My excuse for leaving any social gathering early.

I am totally going to use this now.

“Well, guys, this coffee date was fun, but if you’ll excuse me, I have to destroy Jotenheim.” 

“This history class is absolutely fascinating, but if you’ll excuse me, I have to destroy Jotunheim.”

“You all are absolutely wonderful fans, but if you’ll excuse me, I have to destroy Jotunheim.”

“This interview has been absolutely insightful and interesting, but if you’ll excuse me, I have to destroy Jotunheim.” 

“Destroying Jotunheim with you peasants has been very enjoyable but if you’ll excuse me, I have to destroy— oh.”

mybunnynietzsche:

kirakirahanabi:

mathmaticalkrillbits:

anondracomalfoy:

bless you if you can admit your favorite character has flaws.

And bless you if you can admit your least favourite character has good points

and then there was umbridge

UMBRIDGE

khan-locked: adrunkenhickey: coverme-in-chocolate: SIGNAL BOOST!!! Ooc; signal boost to fuck jfc signal boost the shit out of this

khan-locked:

adrunkenhickey:

coverme-in-chocolate:

SIGNAL BOOST!!!

Ooc; signal boost to fuck

jfc signal boost the shit out of this

raptorific:

I’M SO ANGRY

SOME 16TH CENTURY ASSHOLE WROTE “GOD B W YE” IN A LETTER AS AN ABBREVIATION FOR “GOD BE WITH YE”

AND IT APPEARED AS “GODBWYE”

WHICH WAS THEN READ AS “GOODBYE”

AND THAT’S WHY WE SAY “GOODBYE”

BECAUSE OF 16TH CENTURY CHAT SPEAK

permantrackstar: The most influential tweet of our time.

permantrackstar:

The most influential tweet of our time.

i-be-fangirlin:

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lets play Spot the Tumblr Fangirl

bennyslegs:

graceebooks:

#i love this so much like people always want to make sherlock really boring and serious but hes actually a joke

#i mean seriously people #john easily got him into crap tv #he’s up for board games#he’s a dumb little poopy baby

boxedjellyfish: I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line.

boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line.

simonmarshallcolfer:

help-the-fandoms-have-me:

WHOA

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED

If there were hunters out there like Sam and Dean, or a secret organization called Torchwood, or the Doctor showing up, or fairies or wizards or demigods or whatever,

the ONE thing that would keep it completely secret

is if someone wrote a book or made a TV show about it

because by doing an internet search, all that would show up

would be the show or the book

and people will assume it’s fiction

but… what if?

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